M.o.r.t.i.f.y.i.n.g.So I go out and tell my friend what happened and then say, "I'm gonna go, see ya!" Except I didn't have a ride home (as I'm dragging my feet on the whole license thing). So I'm trying to call my neighbor when an old friend suddenly walks through the doors. Oh, yay! Except this old friend is a really hott guy old friend.
So we say hi, and he winds up giving me a ride home, all the while I'm sliding backwards like an idiot and shoving my huge purse (thank you for huge purses!) on top of my butt to hide the grossness.
Suffice to say I make it home, and either 1) I succeeded in my hiding attempts or 2) he was too polite/had too much experience with such matters to say anything. I jump into the shower and take a really hot, long shower to wash away the mortification and embarrassment. And now I have a funny tidbit to tell you guys =)
Moral of the story? We all have super gross, embarrassing moments, but we can prevent them from living on in secret ignominy. We can laugh about them and use them later for funny stories and not need to feel shame. Feel free to post your own embarrassing story here =)